📅 SHITE HISTORY
Catch up on yesterday's shite. Because nothing says "living in the past" like reading about bins from 24 hours ago.
Yesterday: "Bin Centipede" Formation Spotted in Slough
Three wheelie bins formed a conga line. Council blamed "bin migration."
6 May 2026
2 Days Ago: Man Actually Uses Motorway Services Toilet, Regrets Everything
Brave soul entered Newport Pagnell lavatory. Emerged 45 minutes later, "changed man."
5 May 2026
3 Days Ago: Council Estate Playground Actually Just a Pothole Collection
Children in Preston spotted playing in crater "the size of a small moon."
4 May 2026
What is Shiteseeing?
Shiteseeing is Britain's premier satirical comedy website dedicated to documenting the most depressing, awful, and downright shite places across the UK. From bins that haven't been emptied since the Brexit referendum to motorway service stations where the pasty costs £4.50, we cover it all.
Founded in 2026 by Barry "BinLad" Thompson, we've grown from a single blog post about a Staines bin to the UK's most trusted source of comedy shite content. We're not actually trusted. No one trusts us.
EXCLUSIVE
Staines Bin Not Emptied for 730 Days: "It's Basically a Landmark Now"
By Barry "BinLad" Thompson, Staines Correspondent
STAINES — Residents of the Cherry Tree Estate have confirmed that a grey wheelie bin outside number 42 has not been collected since Boris Johnson was Prime Minister, making it the single most reliable fixture in the borough.
"At this point, we're not even sure if it's a bin anymore," said local Tracy, lighting a fag next to the overflowing monstrosity. "It's more of a community hub. We've named it Bincent van Gogh."
Spelthorne Borough Council declined to comment, citing "budget constraints" and "it's probably not our bin."
BIN WATCH
Slough Car Park Named "UK's Most Depressing Square Metre"
The Tesco Extra car park in Slough has been crowned the most soul-destroying location in Britain, beating rivals in Milton Keynes and Basildon.
📍 Slough, Berkshire
MOTORWAY
Services Where Pasty Costs £4.50: "Worth Every Penny," Says No One
Newport Pagnell services review: the toilets smell like regret, the coffee is dishwater, and the meal deal costs more than a three-course in Wetherspoons.
📍 M1, Newport Pagnell
COUNCIL
Lift Out of Order Since 2019: "At Least It's Consistent"
The lift in Preston's Miller Arcade has been broken longer than some marriages. Council says repair is "in the pipeline" — the same pipeline since 2020.
📍 Preston, Lancashire
BEACH
Blackpool Beach: "Like Ibiza If Ibiza Was Covered in Kebab Meat"
Our correspondent visited Blackpool in February. It was raining, there were gulls everywhere, and someone had left a prosthetic leg near the pier.
📍 Blackpool, Lancashire
TOILET
Railway Station Loo With No Lock: "I Just Squatted and Prayed"
New Street Station's disabled toilet has a broken lock and a floor that squelches. Network Rail says it's "part of the charm."
📍 Birmingham New Street
GRAFFITI
"Dave Loves Sharon" — Staines Bridge's Most Enduring Love Story
The graffiti has survived three prime ministers, two recessions, and a global pandemic. Dave and Sharon remain the borough's most committed couple.
📍 Staines Bridge, Surrey
